Diplomas, Transcripts & Certificates – Sellin’ Like Hotcakes!


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Get ’em while they last!  (The only limit is the one your bank imposes on you…)

Boost Your Job!  (Just pray your current or prospective employee doesn’t check on the authenticity of your spanking new – and very fake – sheepskinDegree verification services, anyone?)

Get Your Degree!  Why earn one when you can buy one!  Take advantage of our 25% discount!  Hell, we even sell “Ged Diplomas”!  You want a transcript!  Look no further!  We’ve got ’em for just $300.  (That’s 1/5 of Vietnam’s annual per capita income in 2012, by the way.)

Degree 

Price

Sales   25%

Ged Diploma

799$

599$

Associate Degree

1199$

899$

Bachelor’s Degree

1199$

899$

Master’s Degree

1499$

1124$

Ph.D Degree

1499$

1124$

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This is what it’s all about!

Memo to the Realdegree Company:  A 2-year degree should be cheaper than a four-year degree.  Less time=less value.  (A company called Realdegree Company selling fake credentials.  Isn’t that what’s called an oxymoron?, defined as “a combination of contradictory or incongruous words, e.g., cruel kindness.  “Peace is war.  Freedom is slavery.  Ignorance is strength,” 1984.) 

Degrees, transcripts and certificates as commodities – literally.  This Google website, created on 15 June 2013, bills itself as a Canadian company but the domain is registered to HHH in HCMC.  Maybe Vietnamese-Canadian or a Vietnamese national in cooperation with a V-C or Canadian associates aka partners in dishonor?  (Check one of your friendly domain name lookup sites if you want to find out HHH’s address, phone number and email address.  I want to keep you in the game, dear reader!)

Like Mike Sestak’s visa scam, this fake credential company is definitely a short-term endeavor.  Make as much as you can in as short a time as possible before you have to pull the plug.  Ride the wave!  Nailing these companies is sometimes a bit like playing Whac-A-Mole.  (If you’re weren’t around or of age in the 1970s or ’80s, google it.)  Like faux institutions of higher education, most have more lives than a cat.  Speaking of cats, dispensing with them on the Internet can be a bit of a cat-and-mouse game.

money-back-guaranteeDon’t know English and need it for a job?  No problem!  You can buy an IELTS certificate.  The higher the score, the higher the price!  (Duh!)   A 5.0 will cost you $600 while a 8.0 will set you back $1200.  (Ouch!)  Q:  What happens when a prospective employer asks you a question in English and you can’t string two coherent sentences together?  (Double ouch!)

Drum roll…  Below is the top 20 List of University, College, Institute All Over the World.  Check it out for a good laugh and/or cry.  (Can I buy a spelling cerrtifacate, too?)  Memo to Triple H & Company.  You know this gig won’t last forever so enjoy it while you can.

MAA

LIST OF UNIVERSITY, COLLEGE, INSTITUTE ALL OVER THE  WORLD  

1 HARVARD UNIVERSITY
2 YALE    UNIVERSITY
3 COLUMBIA    UNIVERSITY
4 UNIVERSITY   OF PHONIX
5 TROY   UNIVERSITY
6 UNIVERSITY   OF CALIFORNIA (LOS ANGELES)
7 UNIVERSITY   OF CALIFORNIA (SAN DIEGO)
8 UNIVERSITY   OF CALIFORNIA (BERKELEY)
9 CALIFORNIA   STATE UNIVERSITY
10 STANFORD   UNIVERSITY
11 MASSACHUSETTS   INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
12 CALIFORNIA   INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
13 GEORGIA   INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY
14 KENSTATE   UNIVERSITY
15 BOSTON   COLLEGE
16 AUSTRALIA   NATIONAL UNIVERSITY
17 UNIVERSITY   OF SYDNEY
18 UNIVERSITY   OF QUEENSLAND
19 UNIVERSITY   OF MELBOURNE
20 BOND   UNIVERSITY

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2 thoughts on “Diplomas, Transcripts & Certificates – Sellin’ Like Hotcakes!

  1. Said company’s (Google) website is history:

    Google
    404. That’s an error.
    The requested URL / was not found on this server. That’s all we know.

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